10 Step Guide to Become the Most Broke Affiliate Marketer in 2008
Every affiliate marketer wants to become the No.1 Most Successful Marketer, but not everybody can do that. Even with top training courses, the best tools and stuff, the most coveted Super Affiliate status still eludes the majority.
But to earn the Most Broke Affiliate Marketer title, all you need is the following 10 step blueprint! I can almost guarantee you that anyone who religiously follows it will make it to the top within 1 year! Surely, no one will be able to beat you.
1. Read all the Ebooks and Reports on Affiliate Marketing and Take Zero Action after that.
Feed yourself with all kinds of information about affiliate marketing, article marketing, website promotion, Web 2.0, social networking, video marketing, PPC with Adwords and so on. After that, tell yourself these are great books but take ZERO action.
Remember, even a bit of action will make you lose the crown!
2. Load your Mind 24/7 with All Kinds of Information from Ebooks, Reports and Videos
The purpose of doing so is to crowd and congest your mind with so much information that you suffer from information constipation. This will help you to lose focus and become totally confused about what to do in affiliate marketing.
Do not just focus on one or two affiliate marketing methods but try out every method that exists on the planet or you will never become broke.
3. Sell All Products that Come Along
Everyday, there are 100s of new products online. Do not bother to research the market or product at all. Sell everything. Spread your time so thin that you do not have time at all. Make sure you only have time to slap an email and send it to the safelist.
If you ever start to select a product to promote based on its market demand and supply as well as competitiveness, you will get sales and soon, you are out of the league of most broke affiliate marketers.
4. Spend at least 12 Hours Everyday Talking Rubbish in Forums
Contribute your opinions but remember to be as negative as you can be. Have everything negative to say about people’s suggestions and ideas. Spend no less than 12 hours. If you can forgo your sleep, do it but stay active in the forums. Please remember not to put any interesting signature link in your profile because people will visit and buy your products. Oh no…this will immediately disqualify you for the Most Broke Affiliate contest!
5. Win the Top Bid in Google Adwords
Set up crappy Adwords advertisement campaigns for crappy products with weak sales pages. Forget about keyword research or split testing for ads. Aim only for the No.1 spot. Losing is not in your blood. If you have to pay $10 to be at the top, do so. Even if the product only sells for $9.99 and your commission is $4.99, do it!
Set your daily budget at $10,000 if you can or use this formula.
(Your Savings + Credit Line + Loans from friends etc) ÷ 365 days = Daily Budget
This formula will help you to lose as much money as you can within 1 year and soon, you will win the crown as the World’s No.1 Most Broke Affiliate Marketer.
6. Spam Blogs with Nice One-Liner Comments
As an affiliate marketer, blog commenting is important. So find blogs which allow you to comment on. Do not exceed 2 words in your post. Use only these comments, “Nice information”, “Good Post” and “Thank you”. Attempting to write more informative content will get visitors to your website and you will make a lot of sales. This is no good for you!
7. Use Ugly Website Templates
All affiliate marketers own websites. You also need one. But you must choose the plainest template you can find. An ugly template is the best! This is because even if the content is good and unique, people will not buy your product. No sales mean good news.
8. Send Your List As Many Promotional Emails As You Can
Spam your list with a promotional email every day. If you can speed this up, send them an email every few minutes or hours. Do it as quick as possible until you lose all your subscribers. Those who stay on must really love you or they do not read their emails at all and do not know you are spamming them.
9. Promote to Safelists which No One Reads
Send your emails using safelists. Use only those where the members are only interested in sending out their emails but not receiving them. These guys normally will register their accounts with a throwaway email address which they will never open and read. Avoid reputable lists like HercuList because people do read their emails there.
10. Repeat Step 1 to 9 Everyday
That’s right, follow this 10 step guide and surely, the No.1 Most Broke Affiliate Marketer will go to you in 2008. Finally, you have a crown you can call your own.
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6 Responses to “10 Step Guide to Become the Most Broke Affiliate Marketer in 2008”
By Brian Hawkins on Mar 15, 2008 | Reply
Great post. That’s one crown I hope never to own. The only thing I would add is surfing for free advertising or buying hits. Brian
By Stuart Stirling on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
Davion. funny post…. did you learn all these tips from experience? I hope not….
Stuart Stirling
ps. Here’s my one liner spam comment….
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Cool blog mate, keep it up!
By Davion on Mar 20, 2008 | Reply
Hi Stuart,
I learnt all these from experience, but not my own but from observations. Ha Ha … You cannot deny it but there are really lots of marketers who are doing so! I think you will agree with me that sometimes, even experienced marketers will do that for example, Tip 8.
By George Tho on Mar 24, 2008 | Reply
It’s so funny. But it also brings across an simple truth, it is hard not to see result when one takes action.
By Biarritz on May 6, 2009 | Reply
This is a great post and much needed in these days of recession. First time I’m seeing a blog which shows the positive angle for the current recession. Great Post. Thanks for sharing.